apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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