i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
