Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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