The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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