Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize