Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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