and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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