so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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