Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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