i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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