I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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