Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Alive.
So much puke
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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