why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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