Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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