these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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