Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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