I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Randomize
