Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
last night I used snow as a chaser
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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