My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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