uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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