We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The air taste purple.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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