return my video game
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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