I love black thongs
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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