absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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