Your tits are I can't wait for
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Help. Why am I so naked?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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