so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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