We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
