i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think i have two assholes
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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