He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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