Sponge bath it is.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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