is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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