all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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