I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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