BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
