his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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