So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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