:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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