You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
