I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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