Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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