i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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