Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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