You're a womanizer and a bitch.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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