quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
