Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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