Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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