ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize