Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Non-Jews are for practice
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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