Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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