so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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