New game: find the sober person in Tbell
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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