so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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