I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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