Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my being single is dangerous.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Randomize