i just wanna soil my oats bro
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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